080: You’ve got to be kidding me!

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080: You’ve got to be kidding me!

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This episode continues the story begun in 076: On the train.

Here is a sample of the transcript (for the full transcript, support us at patreon.com/boxcarenglishpodcast)

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I woke up in the small concrete building and saw Shelby sitting beside me.

But let me go back a second. Before I woke up, I was dreaming about birds. The birds were red and blue and the sky was blue too. It was–it was like a cartoon on TV. The two birds were singing to each other. One was in one tree, and the other was in another tree. It was really fantastic, and so, so vivid.

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